Discordian Saints I Honour

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The Apostles of Discordia
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Hung Mung
A Sage of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary to the Heathen Chinee. He who originally devised The Sacred Chao. Patron of the Season of Chaos. Holyday: Jan 5.

Dr. Van Van Mojo
A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls. D.H.V., Doctor of Hoodoo and Vexes, from The Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Jesus Will Save Your Bod Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., Fellow of the Intergalactic Haitian Guerrillas for World Peace. Patron of the Season of Discord. Holyday: Mar 19.

Sri Syadasti
His name is Sanskrit, and means: ``All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.'' He is an Indian Pundit and Prince, born of the Peyotl Tribe, son of Gentle Chief Sun Flower Seed and the squaw Merry Jane. Patron to psychedelic type Discordians. Patron of the Season of Confusion. Holyday: May 31. NOTE: Sri Syadasti should not be confused with Blessed St. Gulik the Stoned, who is not the same person but is the same Apostle.

Zarathud The Incorrigble
A hard nosed Hermit of Medieval Europe and Chaosphe Bible Banger (after his enlightenment, that is). Dubbed ``Offender of The Faith.'' Discovered the Five Commandments. Patron of the Season of Bureaucracy. Holyday: Aug. 12

The Elder Malaclypse
A wandering Wiseman of Ancient Mediterrania (``Med-Terra'' or middle earth), who followed a 5-pointed Star through the alleys of Rome, Damascus, Baghdad, Jerusalem, Mecca and Cairo, bearing a sign that seemed to read ``DOOM.'' (This is a misunderstanding. The sign actually read ``DUMB.'' Mal-1 is a Non-Prophet.) Patron and namesake of Mal-2. Patron on the Season of The Aftermath. Holyday: Oct 24.

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And These Saints
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Malaclypse the Younger
who authored the Principia Discordia


St. Alice the Mirror Traveler
who knows the March Hare's official blend of green and orange pekoe tea.


Gitone the Perpetually Alluring
who's eye lash batting brings all the Romans to the yard.

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